Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
2012-02-20 03:49:11 UTC
Dr. Plutonium is already up for nine awards in February, but why should
we stop now?
*****
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The Looney Maroon Award is given based on the amount of childish,
nonsensical, funny and downright ludicrous behaviour exhibited over a
particular month. It is not meant to award the greatest overall Kook for
that time, but is meant as a recognition of outstandingly looney
behaviour by an individual or group, real or anonymous, animate or
robotic. Nominees from Usenet and beyond are eligible.
To win the LMA, a candidate must most strongly meet a majority of the
following criteria:
Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
Consistently say things that are hideously nonsensical
Prove themselves wrong while pretending to be an 'expert'
Exhibit a passion for metaphorically banging their head against a wall
Be profoundly ignorant
Persistently refuse to allow themselves to be enlightened
Demonstrate a gift for false prophecy
Regularly cite questionable sources of information as 'fact'
*****
My friends, who can question Dr. Plutonium's qualifications for this
august award. He's so qualified, in fact, that he should get it a few
months early - so let's nominate him for February.
****
BALSA GAVEL
The Balsa Gavel is a special award, to be given by vote in recognition
of outstanding Kook legal practice on the Internet. Simply spouting
legal innuendo and threatening lawsuits does not meet this high bar;
this happens as often as top-posting. This award goes to actual Kook
legal practice, such as a lawsuit manifesto when you ARE an actual
attorney; playing an attorney on Usenet; impersonating an officer of the
law; dragging your opponents into court; all sorts of possibilities.
****
The Grand Wizard submits as evidence
EXHIBIT A:
<2184e7d6-2b71-4ae0-9284-***@x19g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>
Subject: if we ban both Tim Skirvin and David Delaney from posting at
all to Usenet
I have no idea of how accurate my opinion or assessement of these two
are -- Tim Skirvin and David Delaney. But from the recurring forgeries
foisted at me, I would not be surprized at all if they were caused by Tim
Skirvin.
And my opinion is that Usenet gave some duties of spam control to Tim
Skirvin and perhaps Delaney. My opinion is that they were working as ISP
workers in the 1990s and Usenet wanted an admin set up, but at low wages
and low pay.
So the faustian bargain was to give Skirvin and Delaney the chores and
job of spam control at low wages, but in return these two teenager or
adolescent dumb youths felt that their low wages was not enough in
compensation but that they then had to attack other people using the
Usenet such as the science newsgroups so they set up alt.usenet.kooks to
attack anyone they felt like doing to get their jollies.
So I think that a lawsuit on Usenet Admin and likely these two
individuals would straighten out Usenet and its Admin. Its admin that is
now rogue and ceased to fully implement fairness and an environment free
of harrassement of forgery of stacking the Google searches, all because
of some faustian bargain of low pay as Usenet admin spam controllers.
Usenet Admin is part of the problem, not the solution.
*****
For his efforts to find a pro bono lawyer willing to sue Usenet Admin
and stop anti-science bullies from making Cabal (along with his earlier
pleas to get people to write their congresscritters and tell them to ban
AUK, the Grand Wizard submits to the jury that his client, Dr.
Archimedes Plutonium, deserves the Balsa Gavel for February 2012.
Coming up soon: the evidence for a VVF award.
The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:
Archimedes Plutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy
RIP Ernie Roth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth
we stop now?
*****
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The Looney Maroon Award is given based on the amount of childish,
nonsensical, funny and downright ludicrous behaviour exhibited over a
particular month. It is not meant to award the greatest overall Kook for
that time, but is meant as a recognition of outstandingly looney
behaviour by an individual or group, real or anonymous, animate or
robotic. Nominees from Usenet and beyond are eligible.
To win the LMA, a candidate must most strongly meet a majority of the
following criteria:
Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
Consistently say things that are hideously nonsensical
Prove themselves wrong while pretending to be an 'expert'
Exhibit a passion for metaphorically banging their head against a wall
Be profoundly ignorant
Persistently refuse to allow themselves to be enlightened
Demonstrate a gift for false prophecy
Regularly cite questionable sources of information as 'fact'
*****
My friends, who can question Dr. Plutonium's qualifications for this
august award. He's so qualified, in fact, that he should get it a few
months early - so let's nominate him for February.
****
BALSA GAVEL
The Balsa Gavel is a special award, to be given by vote in recognition
of outstanding Kook legal practice on the Internet. Simply spouting
legal innuendo and threatening lawsuits does not meet this high bar;
this happens as often as top-posting. This award goes to actual Kook
legal practice, such as a lawsuit manifesto when you ARE an actual
attorney; playing an attorney on Usenet; impersonating an officer of the
law; dragging your opponents into court; all sorts of possibilities.
****
The Grand Wizard submits as evidence
EXHIBIT A:
<2184e7d6-2b71-4ae0-9284-***@x19g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>
Subject: if we ban both Tim Skirvin and David Delaney from posting at
all to Usenet
I have no idea of how accurate my opinion or assessement of these two
are -- Tim Skirvin and David Delaney. But from the recurring forgeries
foisted at me, I would not be surprized at all if they were caused by Tim
Skirvin.
And my opinion is that Usenet gave some duties of spam control to Tim
Skirvin and perhaps Delaney. My opinion is that they were working as ISP
workers in the 1990s and Usenet wanted an admin set up, but at low wages
and low pay.
So the faustian bargain was to give Skirvin and Delaney the chores and
job of spam control at low wages, but in return these two teenager or
adolescent dumb youths felt that their low wages was not enough in
compensation but that they then had to attack other people using the
Usenet such as the science newsgroups so they set up alt.usenet.kooks to
attack anyone they felt like doing to get their jollies.
So I think that a lawsuit on Usenet Admin and likely these two
individuals would straighten out Usenet and its Admin. Its admin that is
now rogue and ceased to fully implement fairness and an environment free
of harrassement of forgery of stacking the Google searches, all because
of some faustian bargain of low pay as Usenet admin spam controllers.
Usenet Admin is part of the problem, not the solution.
*****
For his efforts to find a pro bono lawyer willing to sue Usenet Admin
and stop anti-science bullies from making Cabal (along with his earlier
pleas to get people to write their congresscritters and tell them to ban
AUK, the Grand Wizard submits to the jury that his client, Dr.
Archimedes Plutonium, deserves the Balsa Gavel for February 2012.
Coming up soon: the evidence for a VVF award.
The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:
Archimedes Plutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy
RIP Ernie Roth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth