Barry Mazur remove alt.usenet.kooks Re: February 2012 Nominations Update

[Archimedes Plutonium]

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On Feb 14, 8:25 am, "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK"

February 2012 Nominations
LOONEY MAROON AWARD

I'll second this

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson.  Nominated by Bit

And this as well

Thank you, Mr. Dollar, thank you.  Your recognition of fine Usenet
kookery has been rewarded with a recognition of its own: you receive due
credit in the latest installment of the Grand Wizard's blog.
http://thegrandwizard.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/21/
I appreciate the enormous effort required to read through even a few of
Mr. Hanson's postings. Once again let me extend my gratitude. And if you
want any naked pictures of Fasgnadh's mom, let me know.  (You may be
interested in the "Three Men and a German Shepherd" series).
The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:ArchimedesPlutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy
RIP Ernie Roth:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth

[I Bought DataBasix]

On Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:41:02 -0800 (PST), Archimedes Plutonium

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Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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Barry Mazur, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

Hello, Mr. Plutonium. I have examined the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks. I have also explored your lengthy posting history,
paying special attention to the truly herculean efforts you have
expended to enlist congressmen, law enforcement officials and academic
luminaries in your quest to shut said newsgroup down.

In my research I noted the following awards which seemed to best respond
to the situation at hand:

PALMJOB PADDLE:
Named for the most-spanked person in the history of the Internet,
Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer, aka "Palmjob"), the self-styled Flame Giant
who has never won a single flamewar in his existence. This award is
given to the person who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a
given month, be it by their opponents or even their own hand.

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD:
Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost
lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up
their own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a
Kook-free world scenario.

Accordingly, in my capacity as a scientific genius and legendary
mathematician, it is my privilege to nominate Archimedes Plutonium for
the February 2012 Palmjob Paddle and George Armstrong Custer "Kicked
@$$" Award. I hope that my colleagues will see fit to reward Mr.
Plutonium's quest with the appropriate recognition.

If I can be of any further assistance, Mr. Plutonium, please do not
hesitate to contact me.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

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Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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Barry Mazur, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

Hello, Mr. Plutonium. I have examined the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks. I have also explored your lengthy posting history,
paying special attention to the truly herculean efforts you have
expended to enlist congressmen, law enforcement officials and academic
luminaries in your quest to shut said newsgroup down.
In my research I noted the following awards which seemed to best respond
Named for the most-spanked person in the history of the Internet,
Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer, aka "Palmjob"), the self-styled Flame Giant
who has never won a single flamewar in his existence. This award is
given to the person who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a
given month, be it by their opponents or even their own hand.
Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost
lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up
their own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a
Kook-free world scenario.
Accordingly, in my capacity as a scientific genius and legendary
mathematician, it is my privilege to nominate Archimedes Plutonium for
the February 2012 Palmjob Paddle and George Armstrong Custer "Kicked
@$$" Award. I hope that my colleagues will see fit to reward Mr.
Plutonium's quest with the appropriate recognition.

Thank you, Dr. Mazur. Your nominations have been recorded. I am sure your candidate will perform
well.

Post by Barry Mazur
If I can be of any further assistance, Mr. Plutonium, please do not
hesitate to contact me.

[Bookman]

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Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
(signature block)
Barry Mazur, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

Hello, Mr. Plutonium. I have examined the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks. I have also explored your lengthy posting history,
paying special attention to the truly herculean efforts you have
expended to enlist congressmen, law enforcement officials and academic
luminaries in your quest to shut said newsgroup down.
In my research I noted the following awards which seemed to best respond
Named for the most-spanked person in the history of the Internet,
Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer, aka "Palmjob"), the self-styled Flame Giant
who has never won a single flamewar in his existence. This award is
given to the person who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a
given month, be it by their opponents or even their own hand.
Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost
lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up
their own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a
Kook-free world scenario.
Accordingly, in my capacity as a scientific genius and legendary
mathematician, it is my privilege to nominate Archimedes Plutonium for
the February 2012 Palmjob Paddle and George Armstrong Custer "Kicked
@$$" Award. I hope that my colleagues will see fit to reward Mr.
Plutonium's quest with the appropriate recognition.

Thank you, Dr. Mazur. Your nominations have been recorded. I am sure your candidate will perform
well.

Post by Barry Mazur
If I can be of any further assistance, Mr. Plutonium, please do not
hesitate to contact me.

I'll second both of them.

ESL!
--
Bookman
Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
Co-holder, Diamond Hammer of Thor, May 2007
(Along with the other(tino) AFA-B Bullies)
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
"MIGUEL", TRAINED BY BOOKMAN
COOSN-266-06-89425
The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
(Retired)
Archimedes Plutonium
(added for comic effect)

[Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK]

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Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
(signature block)
Barry Mazur, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

Hello, Mr. Plutonium. I have examined the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks. I have also explored your lengthy posting history,
paying special attention to the truly herculean efforts you have
expended to enlist congressmen, law enforcement officials and academic
luminaries in your quest to shut said newsgroup down.
In my research I noted the following awards which seemed to best respond
Named for the most-spanked person in the history of the Internet,
Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer, aka "Palmjob"), the self-styled Flame Giant
who has never won a single flamewar in his existence. This award is
given to the person who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a
given month, be it by their opponents or even their own hand.
Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost
lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up
their own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a
Kook-free world scenario.
Accordingly, in my capacity as a scientific genius and legendary
mathematician, it is my privilege to nominate Archimedes Plutonium for
the February 2012 Palmjob Paddle and George Armstrong Custer "Kicked
@$$" Award. I hope that my colleagues will see fit to reward Mr.
Plutonium's quest with the appropriate recognition.

Thank you, Dr. Mazur. Your nominations have been recorded. I am sure your
candidate will perform
well.

Post by Barry Mazur
If I can be of any further assistance, Mr. Plutonium, please do not
hesitate to contact me.

I'll second both of them.
ESL!

Thank you, Mr. Bookman, thank you. It's good to see that some of the
regulars in this pathetic popcorn stand are learning to recognize
quality kookiness. In a career which spans nearly 20 years Dr.
Plutonium has only won eight awards - a massive oversight for a living
legend and one the Grand Wizard hopes will be rectified in the coming
weeks.

We can only hope that Dr. Plutonium is able to call on more of his
colleagues from the Halls of Science - or from the dining hall where he
sorts out silverware - to add to his nomination count. While the Grand
Wizard had hoped that this would be the Month of Rock Hard Stupid
Hanson, it appears that Dr. Plutonium may be coming into his own.

And while we're on the subject, perhaps you should be so kind as to
second these nominations? I have asked several of Plutonium's
colleagues, but they have universally said "Hanson? I killfiled that
moron a decade ago. He's still around?"

BUSTED URINAL
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK AWARD
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson

He's got tough competition in both categories, with Ras Michael Enoch
McCarthy leading the way in the Busted Urinal and Yads, a truly
magnificent specimen of utter cretinism, in the running for the Foam
Duck. But I'm confident that he can surprise us all and bring even more
awards to the Grand Wizard's stable.

The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:
Archimedes Plutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy

RIP Ernie Roth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth

[bit r ⊿t]

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Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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Barry Mazur, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

Hello, Mr. Plutonium. I have examined the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks. I have also explored your lengthy posting history,
paying special attention to the truly herculean efforts you have
expended to enlist congressmen, law enforcement officials and academic
luminaries in your quest to shut said newsgroup down.
In my research I noted the following awards which seemed to best respond
Named for the most-spanked person in the history of the Internet,
Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer, aka "Palmjob"), the self-styled Flame Giant
who has never won a single flamewar in his existence. This award is
given to the person who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a
given month, be it by their opponents or even their own hand.
Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost
lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up
their own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a
Kook-free world scenario.
Accordingly, in my capacity as a scientific genius and legendary
mathematician, it is my privilege to nominate Archimedes Plutonium for
the February 2012 Palmjob Paddle and George Armstrong Custer "Kicked
@$$" Award. I hope that my colleagues will see fit to reward Mr.
Plutonium's quest with the appropriate recognition.

Thank you, Dr. Mazur. Your nominations have been recorded. I am sure your
candidate will perform
well.

Post by Barry Mazur
If I can be of any further assistance, Mr. Plutonium, please do not
hesitate to contact me.

I'll second both of them.
ESL!

Thank you, Mr. Bookman, thank you. It's good to see that some of the
regulars in this pathetic popcorn stand are learning to recognize
quality kookiness. In a career which spans nearly 20 years Dr.
Plutonium has only won eight awards - a massive oversight for a living
legend and one the Grand Wizard hopes will be rectified in the coming
weeks.
We can only hope that Dr. Plutonium is able to call on more of his
colleagues from the Halls of Science - or from the dining hall where he
sorts out silverware - to add to his nomination count. While the Grand
Wizard had hoped that this would be the Month of Rock Hard Stupid
Hanson, it appears that Dr. Plutonium may be coming into his own.
And while we're on the subject, perhaps you should be so kind as to
second these nominations? I have asked several of Plutonium's
colleagues, but they have universally said "Hanson? I killfiled that
moron a decade ago. He's still around?"
BUSTED URINAL
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK AWARD
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
He's got tough competition in both categories, with Ras Michael Enoch
McCarthy leading the way in the Busted Urinal and Yads, a truly
magnificent specimen of utter cretinism, in the running for the Foam
Duck. But I'm confident that he can surprise us all and bring even more
awards to the Grand Wizard's stable.

I don't know why or where 180 new articles come from every time I log in to
read news but they do ... it makes it damn hard for me to connect my dots.
Hanson appears to be under the deep Formosa no matter how hard I try
to wrangle a story out of the bob whatshisname newsgroup guys.

The more I wade through all the new posts when I'm away a day or 2, the
more Rock Hard Stupid seems to be an acceptable American way of life.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

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Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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Barry Mazur, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

Hello, Mr. Plutonium. I have examined the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks. I have also explored your lengthy posting history,
paying special attention to the truly herculean efforts you have
expended to enlist congressmen, law enforcement officials and academic
luminaries in your quest to shut said newsgroup down.
In my research I noted the following awards which seemed to best respond
Named for the most-spanked person in the history of the Internet,
Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer, aka "Palmjob"), the self-styled Flame Giant
who has never won a single flamewar in his existence. This award is
given to the person who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a
given month, be it by their opponents or even their own hand.
Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost
lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up
their own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a
Kook-free world scenario.
Accordingly, in my capacity as a scientific genius and legendary
mathematician, it is my privilege to nominate Archimedes Plutonium for
the February 2012 Palmjob Paddle and George Armstrong Custer "Kicked
@$$" Award. I hope that my colleagues will see fit to reward Mr.
Plutonium's quest with the appropriate recognition.

Thank you, Dr. Mazur. Your nominations have been recorded. I am sure your candidate will perform
well.

Post by Barry Mazur
If I can be of any further assistance, Mr. Plutonium, please do not
hesitate to contact me.

I'll second both of them.

Recorded

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ESL!