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Brian Greene help remove alt.usenet.kooks
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Archimedes Plutonium
2012-02-09 08:00:15 UTC
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News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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Brian Greene, please help to delete the antiscience bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

On Feb 8, 8:54 pm, "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK"
In article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_crime_laws_in_the_United_
Deliberate attacks on the homeless <BITCHSLAP>
Unfortunately for the Pissbum Powerhouse, he's not considered a
pissbum just because he's homeless; rather, he's homeless because he's
a pissbum. A wife-beating, cyber-stalking, child-threatening, bag-of-
wind pissbum.
Snarky
Keep up your comments, Snarky, keep up your comments. You'll soon learn
that the Pissbum Powerhouse will not be mocked.  Well, never mind, he
will be mocked.  But there will be consequences, rest assured there will
be consequences. You can consider this your absolute last warning before
you find yourself on the receiving end of a Pissbum Pantload that even
the Mark Morgan Fan Club couldn't finish in a single sitting.
Speaking of the Mark Morgan Fan Club: the Grand Wizard owes you a debt
of gratitude for pointing out that the MMFC has two members.  After
clicking on the Lloyd Davies link, I have to say he reminds me of Ned
Beatty in *Deliverance* - or as I like to call it, "The Love Boat."
Something tells me Lloyd is not unfamiliar with the charms of a couple
of shotgun-toting hillbillies wanting to introduce him to life as their
outhouse slave. Let's just hope Burt Reynolds doesn't show up to spoil
his fun.
The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:ArchimedesPlutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy
RIP Ernie Roth:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth
Fred Hall
2012-02-09 14:07:46 UTC
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On Thu, 9 Feb 2012 00:00:15 -0800 (PST), Archimedes Plutonium
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
(signature block)
Brian Greene, please help to delete the antiscience bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
I'll look into it, Archie. Those AUK swine will not go unpunished.
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
On Feb 8, 8:54 pm, "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK"
In article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_crime_laws_in_the_United_
Deliberate attacks on the homeless <BITCHSLAP>
Unfortunately for the Pissbum Powerhouse, he's not considered a
pissbum just because he's homeless; rather, he's homeless because he's
a pissbum. A wife-beating, cyber-stalking, child-threatening, bag-of-
wind pissbum.
Snarky
Keep up your comments, Snarky, keep up your comments. You'll soon learn
that the Pissbum Powerhouse will not be mocked.  Well, never mind, he
will be mocked.  But there will be consequences, rest assured there will
be consequences. You can consider this your absolute last warning before
you find yourself on the receiving end of a Pissbum Pantload that even
the Mark Morgan Fan Club couldn't finish in a single sitting.
Speaking of the Mark Morgan Fan Club: the Grand Wizard owes you a debt
of gratitude for pointing out that the MMFC has two members.  After
clicking on the Lloyd Davies link, I have to say he reminds me of Ned
Beatty in *Deliverance* - or as I like to call it, "The Love Boat."
Something tells me Lloyd is not unfamiliar with the charms of a couple
of shotgun-toting hillbillies wanting to introduce him to life as their
outhouse slave. Let's just hope Burt Reynolds doesn't show up to spoil
his fun.
The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:ArchimedesPlutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy
RIP Ernie Roth:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth
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%
2012-02-09 14:28:37 UTC
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yes they will because you won't do shit
Post by Fred Hall
On Thu, 9 Feb 2012 00:00:15 -0800 (PST), Archimedes Plutonium
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
(signature block)
Brian Greene, please help to delete the antiscience bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
I'll look into it, Archie. Those AUK swine will not go unpunished.
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
On Feb 8, 8:54 pm, "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK"
In article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_crime_laws_in_the_United_
Deliberate attacks on the homeless <BITCHSLAP>
Unfortunately for the Pissbum Powerhouse, he's not considered a
pissbum just because he's homeless; rather, he's homeless because
he's a pissbum. A wife-beating, cyber-stalking, child-threatening,
bag-of- wind pissbum.
Snarky
Keep up your comments, Snarky, keep up your comments. You'll soon
learn that the Pissbum Powerhouse will not be mocked. Well, never
mind, he will be mocked. But there will be consequences, rest
assured there will be consequences. You can consider this your
absolute last warning before you find yourself on the receiving end
of a Pissbum Pantload that even the Mark Morgan Fan Club couldn't
finish in a single sitting.
Speaking of the Mark Morgan Fan Club: the Grand Wizard owes you a
debt of gratitude for pointing out that the MMFC has two members.
After clicking on the Lloyd Davies link, I have to say he reminds
me of Ned Beatty in *Deliverance* - or as I like to call it, "The
Love Boat." Something tells me Lloyd is not unfamiliar with the
charms of a couple of shotgun-toting hillbillies wanting to
introduce him to life as their outhouse slave. Let's just hope Burt
Reynolds doesn't show up to spoil his fun.
The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:ArchimedesPlutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy
RIP Ernie Roth:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth
The Demon of Mockery
2012-02-09 22:00:38 UTC
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Hail Eris! On Feb 9, 6:28 am, "%" top-posted this lame, in reply to
Post by %
yes they will because you won't do shit
As Affinity once said, "Pleace to be providing proof, you facile
fridge magnet."

Snarky

Wilbur Eleven
2012-02-09 14:41:08 UTC
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Post by Fred Hall
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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Brian Greene, please help to delete the antiscience bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
I'll look into it, Archie. Those AUK swine will not go unpunished.
Haven't we been punished enough?
--
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I'm drunk and dirty, don't you know
But I'm still
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Fred Hall
2012-02-09 15:27:23 UTC
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Post by Wilbur Eleven
Post by Fred Hall
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
(signature block)
Brian Greene, please help to delete the antiscience bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
I'll look into it, Archie. Those AUK swine will not go unpunished.
Haven't we been punished enough?
I had thought so. But, I wouldn't want Archie to melt down (again),
so I'm afraid we will have to undergo a little ritual
self-flagellation to humor (humour, for the foreigners) him.
--
"These clowns are all Jokers!" - Rasta Khan

"I'm more of a Usenet force than you'll ever imagine in your wildest dreams." - Nellie Hall

KotAGoR XXXXI
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Old Gringo's Poopy Lits #1
Nellies invalid AUK Sociopath lits #10
@'s Lits of cyberterrorists and cyber bullies #1
eMutT lits o' hate #4
Lits Slut#10
Usenet Ruiner #3
Top Asshole On The Net #2
Most Hated Usenetizen of all time #2.
Sweetness Seal Of Approval #2
Hammer of Thor - August 2005
Pierre Salinger HL&S - January 2012
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Trainer of Steve 'BowTurd' Young
Brian Greene
2012-02-09 17:05:28 UTC
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In article
<fe6dadc2-4584-4f3a-967a-***@x6g2000pbk.googlegroups.com>,
Archimedes Plutonium <***@gmail.com> wrote:

Dr. Plutonium: thank you for bringing this forgery to my attention. I
have written a strongly-worded letter to the Usenet Administrators and
to Google expressing my concerns with this anti-science bullying group
known as "alt.usenet.kooks."

I have received word that the Usenet Police are working diligently to
track down these forgers and bring them to Usenet Justice. (We are in
the process of setting up a brand new Usenet Court for the trial and
will be calling you as a witness as soon as the Usenet Indictments are
laid down. Please let us know which days you are scheduled to work as a
dishwasher so that your testimony does not interfere with your
employment.

In addition, Google has assured me that alt.usenet.kooks will be removed
from their list of available groups very shortly.

If I can be of any further assistance please do not hesitate to ask.

- Brian
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
(signature block)
Brian Greene, please help to delete the antiscience bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
On Feb 8, 8:54 pm, "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK"
In article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_crime_laws_in_the_United_
Deliberate attacks on the homeless <BITCHSLAP>
Unfortunately for the Pissbum Powerhouse, he's not considered a
pissbum just because he's homeless; rather, he's homeless because he's
a pissbum. A wife-beating, cyber-stalking, child-threatening, bag-of-
wind pissbum.
Snarky
Keep up your comments, Snarky, keep up your comments. You'll soon learn
that the Pissbum Powerhouse will not be mocked.  Well, never mind, he
will be mocked.  But there will be consequences, rest assured there will
be consequences. You can consider this your absolute last warning before
you find yourself on the receiving end of a Pissbum Pantload that even
the Mark Morgan Fan Club couldn't finish in a single sitting.
Speaking of the Mark Morgan Fan Club: the Grand Wizard owes you a debt
of gratitude for pointing out that the MMFC has two members.  After
clicking on the Lloyd Davies link, I have to say he reminds me of Ned
Beatty in *Deliverance* - or as I like to call it, "The Love Boat."
Something tells me Lloyd is not unfamiliar with the charms of a couple
of shotgun-toting hillbillies wanting to introduce him to life as their
outhouse slave. Let's just hope Burt Reynolds doesn't show up to spoil
his fun.
The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:ArchimedesPlutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy
RIP Ernie Roth:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth
--
Brian Greene, B.S., M.S., Ph.D, D&D, BDSM, CBGBOMFUG
Part-Time String Theorist, Full-Time Usenet Enforcer
I Bought DataBasix
2012-02-09 17:37:34 UTC
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On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:05:28 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks Brian Greene
In article
Dr. Plutonium: thank you for bringing this forgery to my attention. I
have written a strongly-worded letter to the Usenet Administrators and
to Google expressing my concerns with this anti-science bullying group
known as "alt.usenet.kooks."
Thanks, Brian. And Dr. Plutonium, as Chair of the Usenet
Administrators, I vow we will work diligently with Mr. Green to get
the process of removal going.

I've heard that Detective Fred Hall of the Usenet Police has been
assigned lead in the case.
--
***@databasix.com
Fred Hall
2012-02-09 18:08:25 UTC
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On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:37:34 -0500, I Bought DataBasix
Post by I Bought DataBasix
On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:05:28 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks Brian Greene
In article
Dr. Plutonium: thank you for bringing this forgery to my attention. I
have written a strongly-worded letter to the Usenet Administrators and
to Google expressing my concerns with this anti-science bullying group
known as "alt.usenet.kooks."
Thanks, Brian. And Dr. Plutonium, as Chair of the Usenet
Administrators, I vow we will work diligently with Mr. Green to get
the process of removal going.
I've heard that Detective Fred Hall of the Usenet Police has been
assigned lead in the case.
Please assure Mr Plutonium that we here at the Usenet Police are
working hard on this case. Abuse of science and math groups is a very
serious offense, punishable by the UDP. Google has assured us that
they will resolve the problem as soon as possible, but we have our
doubts. alt.usenet.kooks is no alt.flame.niggers or misc.test, to be
disposed of so easily. The Cabal has, in the past, been very
protective of alt.usenet.kooks. It has been my experience that even
Google trembles at the mention of The Cabal, but the Usenet Police
will not give up on this investigation. The lead I'm currently
pursuing has led me to DataBasix, and I shall be contacting the new
owner later today in an effort to get to the bottom of Mr Plutonium's
complaint.

Detective Fred Hall
Usenet Police Lead Investigator
--
"These clowns are all Jokers!" - Rasta Khan

"I'm more of a Usenet force than you'll ever imagine in your wildest dreams." - Nellie Hall

KotAGoR XXXXI
COOSN-075-07-81342
Brainwashed Follower of Art Deco #1
Old Gringo's Poopy Lits #1
Nellies invalid AUK Sociopath lits #10
@'s Lits of cyberterrorists and cyber bullies #1
eMutT lits o' hate #4
Lits Slut#10
Usenet Ruiner #3
Top Asshole On The Net #2
Most Hated Usenetizen of all time #2.
Sweetness Seal Of Approval #2
Hammer of Thor - August 2005
Pierre Salinger HL&S - January 2012
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Trainer of Steve 'BowTurd' Young
bit r ⊿t
2012-02-09 18:54:53 UTC
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This just in from Archimedes Plutonium
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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Brian Greene, please help to delete the antiscience bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
It's that trouble maker Rusty Tavek (and maybe Vlad Fomin) causing all these
forgeries again. He made himself a Grand Wizard and he's gone out of
control.
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:ArchimedesPlutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
--
Voices that define the USENET: In article <jbp0pp$p5a$***@speranza.aioe.org>
"Respondant" <***@none.invalid> wrote: So nanny-nanny-foo-foo
Paul
2012-02-09 21:17:43 UTC
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Post by Archimedes Plutonium
News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
First sentence, and it is self-contradictory. Unclear references.
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
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Oh, if you meant the one you quoted below (unclear when you top-
post), it does not claim you wrote it.
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
Brian Greene, please help to delete the antiscience bully
newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
You want to bully people to remove a supposed "bully" newsgroup
(whatever that is)? Why not just don't read it? Why are you posting
to it?

How long have you been wasting your time and ours on Usenet and still
do not understand it? Use a kill file.
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