VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2012

[David Ritz]

On Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:28 -0600,

KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Alien the Anonymous Coward
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee

[X] neither of the above

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Special Presentation)
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (ipv6 virgin)
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee

[X] neither of the above

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(vote yes or no)

[X] fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson

[X] Pat Buchanan

neither of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")
Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Rusty "Grand Wizard" Tavek

[X] none of the above

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(vote yes or no)
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee, Ignis "Igneous Rockius" Fatuus, &
Respondant "Bill"
PALMJOB PADDLE
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")

[X] Archimedes Plutonium

fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
Alien the Anonymous Coward
none of the above
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or "neither of the above")

[X] Archimedes Plutonium

Ignis Fatuus "Igneous Rockius"
neither of the above
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(vote "yes or "no")
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(vote "yes" or "no")

[yes] Archimedes Plutonium

(vote "yes" or "no")

[yes] Archimedes Plutonium

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")

[X] Archimedes Plutonium

David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above
KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR & FEATHERS" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")

[yes] Archimedes Plutonium

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson

[X] Archimedes Plutonium

none of the above
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"

[X] neither of the above

72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Obves "The Bible Doctor" "Marian"
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee

[X] neither of the above

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee

[X] Archimedes Plutonium

none of the above
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(vote "yes" or "no")
Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
BALSA GAVEL
(vote "yes" or "no" )

[X] Archimedes Plutonium

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(vote for one candidate)
Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (incumbent)

[X] Archimedes Plutonium

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(vote for one candidate)
Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (incumbent)
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(vote for one candidate)
Peter J. Ross and Fred Hall "FNVW Fight"
Fred Hall "Troll of Rusty Tavek"
HAMMER OF THOR
(vote "yes" or "no")(In order to win, ratio of yes to no votes must be
3:1)

[X] Checkmate

XTRA SPESHUL CATEGORY!!!
Snarky, Stephen Wilson, A Loaf of Bread, Snowman, Robert Weldon, William
Grosvenor, His Divine Shadow, Mr. SmartyPants, Pandora (Usenet Goddess),
and PV, as a group, for all AUK awards.
Sorry, Yads, once again: YHBT!!!1!

- --
David Ritz <***@mindspring.com>
Be kind to animals; kiss a shark.

[Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK]

My dear fans of Archimedes Plutonium, as his manager I would like to
encourage you to vote early and vote often in the February 2012 Usenet
Kook awards. Dr. Plutonium's hard work has paid off in spades this
month: with the assistance of his manager, the Grand Wizard, he is a
strong contender for some of Usenet's least coveted awards.

As an added bonus, I would like to note that, as a former Kook of the
Month, Dr. Plutonium is eligible for the prestigious Kook of the Decade
award. Has any candidate worked harder to bring down the collective IQ
of Usenet and to provide the kind of scientific insights that one can
generally find only after taking large quantities of psychedelic
compounds. I don't think so, my friends, I don't think so. And so I
hope you will consider giving the goofy *ahem* Good Doctor the honor he
so richly deserves for all those plutonium-powered years.

The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.

In rec.arts.drwho on Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:28:27 -0600, Friendly

Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2012 Usenet Kook
awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if
* you are a previous winner of the Bobo Award or KotM
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of
the ballot
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59 GMT on March 8th 2012 to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
***
KOOK OF THE DECADE 2001 - 2010
All winners of KotM in the years 2001 - 2010 are eligible. For the
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html
(Vote for one candidate)
KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Alien the Anonymous Coward
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Special Presentation)
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (ipv6 virgin)
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(vote yes or no)
fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Pat Buchanan
neither of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")
Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Rusty "Grand Wizard" Tavek
none of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(vote yes or no)
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee, Ignis "Igneous Rockius" Fatuus, &
Respondant "Bill"
PALMJOB PADDLE
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")
Archimedes Plutonium
fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
Alien the Anonymous Coward
none of the above
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or "neither of the above")
Archimedes Plutonium
Ignis Fatuus "Igneous Rockius"
neither of the above
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(vote "yes or "no")
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(vote "yes" or "no")
Archimedes Plutonium
(vote "yes" or "no")
Archimedes Plutonium
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Archimedes Plutonium
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above
KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR & FEATHERS" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")
Archimedes Plutonium
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Archimedes Plutonium
none of the above
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
neither of the above
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
Obves "The Bible Doctor" "Marian"
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
Archimedes Plutonium
none of the above
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(vote "yes" or "no")
Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
BALSA GAVEL
(vote "yes" or "no" )
Archimedes Plutonium
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(vote for one candidate)
Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (incumbent)
Archimedes Plutonium
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(vote for one candidate)
Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (incumbent)
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(vote for one candidate)
Peter J. Ross and Fred Hall "FNVW Fight"
Fred Hall "Troll of Rusty Tavek"
HAMMER OF THOR
(vote "yes" or "no")(In order to win, ratio of yes to no votes must be
3:1)
Checkmate
XTRA SPESHUL CATEGORY!!!
Snarky, Stephen Wilson, A Loaf of Bread, Snowman, Robert Weldon, William
Grosvenor, His Divine Shadow, Mr. SmartyPants, Pandora (Usenet Goddess),
and PV, as a group, for all AUK awards.

--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:
Archimedes Plutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy

RIP Ernie Roth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:23:29 -0500, Rusty Tavek,
Grand Wizard of AUK <***@safe-mail.net> wrote:

<some witless nonsense snipped>

In rec.arts.drwho on Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:28:27 -0600, Friendly

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.

Crossposting a post-edited version of the ballot paper on which I had
already voted may be a different matter.

| References: <jim16j$ek1$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
| <***@pjr.no-ip.org>

What an incompetent little wannabe troll you are, Pusty.

[Martin]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:23:29 -0500, Rusty Tavek,
<some witless nonsense snipped>

In rec.arts.drwho on Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:28:27 -0600, Friendly

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.

Crossposting a post-edited version of the ballot paper on which I had
already voted may be a different matter.
What an incompetent little wannabe troll you are, Pusty.
--
PJR :-)
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