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AUK Award Nominations for Archimedes Plutonium
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David Ritz
2012-02-18 03:29:08 UTC
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Please accept these AUK Award Nominations for Archimedes Plutonium:

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY: Archimedes Plutonium

KLUCK LYSAUGHT TAR AND FEATHERS: Archimedes Plutonium

BUSTED URINAL: Archimedes Plutonium

Thank you for your kind consideration.

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David Ritz <***@mindspring.com>
Archimedes Plutonium for AUK Office of Darth Bawl
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
2012-02-18 08:31:49 UTC
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GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY: Archimedes Plutonium
KLUCK LYSAUGHT TAR AND FEATHERS: Archimedes Plutonium
BUSTED URINAL: Archimedes Plutonium
Thank you for your kind consideration.
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Archimedes Plutonium for AUK Office of Darth Bawl
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The Grand Wizard thanks you for your efforts on behalf of my client, Dr.
Plutonium. Looking at this month's ballot it appears that all his years
of hard work are starting to pay off: there's an outside chance he's
going to have a sweep worthy of last month's big winner, Emmett "The
Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley.

Given that Dr. Plutonium's efforts to enlist the aid of "the Usenet
admin" and various scientific luminaries has led to his nomination for
six awards and counting, the Grand Wizard would like to suggest his
campaign against the anti-science bullies of alt.usenet.kooks be duly
rewarded with:

******
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL HEART
In proud remembrance of the children's toy who sacrificed his life in
Iraq for the cause of freedom, this award is given to net.kooks whose
attempts at Kooky Kombat go spectacularly wrong. Use of grenades made of
solid rubber is one possible sign of worthiness for this honour.
******

The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:
Archimedes Plutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy

RIP Ernie Roth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth
David Ritz
2012-02-18 23:34:39 UTC
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On Saturday, 18 February 2012 12:48 -0800, in article
Lisa Randall, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
Archie Pu, exactly how is the good Dr. Lisa Randall, a world renowned
expert in the fields of particle physics and cosmology, supposed to
assist you in your Sisyphean quest? There is nothing -- I repeat,
nothing -- anyone can do to remove an alt.* newsgroup from Usenet.

Additionally, when one considers the popularity of AUK, it's
exceedingly unlikely there is anything anyone
-- and most specifically you -- can do to convince Googlegroups to
drop AUK.
Many of not all of these spamming bullies work for Usenet admin and
it maybe the case that only two individuals are involved in making
all of this spam and cabal.
As usual, Archie, your comprehension of what Usenet is and how it
works are verging on nonexistence. You've used the word, spam,
without even the foggiest clue in hell as to the meaning of the word.

On Usenet, spam means saying the same thing too many times. That
definition applies far more readily to your repetitious, outlandish
requests of the type to which I am replying, than that which has your
knickers in a twist.

As for this cabal, to which you refer: TINC (There Is No Cabal).

Would you be so kind as to translate, "making all of this spam and
cabal," into comprehensible English? As is, it is just as meaningless
as anything else you have to say.

I remain curious, what or who is this "Usenet admin" to which you
refer? I am quite unfamiliar with any entity called Usenet admin, in
any sort of global sense.
One thing certain is that news admin net-abuse is likely
to be rogue as witness by a "do nothing attitude" and where likely
Tim Skirvin is the originator of much of the cabal and forgery.
As noted, TINC.

As far as your use of the term, forgery, you have again clearly
demonstrated that you have no understanding of the words you use, over
and over again. Placing the name, Archimedes Plutonium, in a
.signature does not constitute forgery.

"forgery: noun
"the action of forging or producing a copy of a document,
"signature, banknote, or work of art."

Referring to you, Archimedes Plutonium -- world class net.kook -- in a
.sig file -- or anywhere else -- is just that: a reference.
In fact, it is probably a set up of low pay or no pay to Skirvin as
everyone higher up in Admin turns a blind eye on his massive abuse
of folks trying to do science.
Archie Pu, you set yourself up. No one, apparently, needs to give you
any assistance in this department. You've been doing it as long as I
can recall. Frankly, I have no idea how Mr. Skirvin enters into this
discussion, any more than Dr. Randall does.

If you call posting your nonsensical screeds to news.admin.net-abuse.*
"science," we're all in big trouble.
Misc.legal, am looking for a pro bono lawyer to lawsuit the
demonizing bullies who forge names, cause cabal, and harass people
trying to do science.
Again, I call for a net.kook to English translation. WTF does "cause
cabal" mean?

"cabal: noun
"a secret political clique or faction: a cabal of dissidents."

If you feel harassed, it is not because of anything related to your
being considered a net.kook among your peers -- and I use the term
exceedingly loosely; it is because you are a net.kook among net.kooks,
who clearly shows he has no idea when it's simply best to STFU.
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Archie, it looks like you missed yet another clue. I should have
known, as you have for years demonstrated that you are invariably clue
impervious.

Still, I must thank you for giving me the opportunity to include the
descriptions for those awards for which I most deservingly nominated
you. I'm certain there are many readers of the sci.* newsgroups who
were perplexed by these nominations. Please see
<http://fnvw.databasix.com/>.
Post by David Ritz
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY: Archimedes Plutonium
<quote>
George Pickett Memorial Trophy

For that which does the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge
in any given month. Winning the Pickett Trophy generally requires
the sacrifice of common sense, decency, and reputation to win an
unwinnable argument, to reverse an imperceptible slight, or
overcome an insurmountable barrier.
</quote>
Post by David Ritz
KLUCK LYSAUGHT TAR AND FEATHERS: Archimedes Plutonium
Damn copy and paste!

Sorry for the error in my source. s/LYSAUGHT/LYSAGHT

<quote>
Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award

A lifetime achievement award, reserved solely for those who
suffer from Terminal Cluelessness; for those most highly
incorrigible past all hope crusaders who in another time and
reality would've been tarred and feathered and ridden out of town
on a rail. Preferably one with a bridge out. Over a canyon.
</quote>
Post by David Ritz
BUSTED URINAL: Archimedes Plutonium
Busted Urinal Award

The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs
and stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say.

<quote>
Darth Bawl -
This office is held by Usenet's biggest crybaby.
</quote>

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David Ritz <***@mindspring.com>
Archimedes Plutonium for AUK Office of Darth Bawl
"Pray look better, Sir . . . those things yonder are no giants, but
windmills." - Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616)
Jos Bergervoet
2012-02-19 09:07:38 UTC
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Post by David Ritz
Lisa Randall, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
Archie Pu, exactly how is the good Dr. Lisa Randall, a world renowned
expert in the fields of particle physics and cosmology, supposed to
assist you in your Sisyphean quest? There is nothing
-- I repeat, nothing --
Now you are spamming..
Post by David Ritz
-- anyone can do to remove an alt.* newsgroup from Usenet.
Additionally, when one considers the popularity of AUK, it's
exceedingly unlikely there is anything anyone
-- and most specifically you -- can do to convince Googlegroups
to drop AUK.
Yes, alt.* newsgroups are forever. But you, Dr. Ritz, you
could at least have had the decency to post this message to
the most appropriate of all. And I am, in this case, of
course referring to one of the finest, one of the very
best! The group I have in mind, is none other than..

alt.sci.physics.plutonium (cross post added!)
--
Jos
Lisa Randall
2012-02-19 01:58:37 UTC
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In article
Lisa Randall, please help to delete the anti-science bully newsgroup
alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
Many of not all of these spamming bullies work for Usenet admin and it
maybe the case that
only two individuals are involved in making all of this spam and
cabal. One thing certain is that
news admin net-abuse is likely to be rogue as witness by a "do nothing
attitude" and where likely
Tim Skirvin is the originator of much of the cabal and forgery. In
fact, it is probably a set up of
low pay or no pay to Skirvin as everyone higher up in Admin turns a
blind eye on his massive abuse of folks trying to do science.
Misc.legal, am looking for a pro bono lawyer to lawsuit the
demonizing
bullies who forge names, cause cabal,
and harass people trying to do science.
Hello, Dr. Plutonium. Thank you for bringing this matter to my
attention. I am happy to help out. Looking at the AUK ballot to date, I
see that you have been nominated for six awards. This is an insult to a
net.personality of your caliber and one that I will do my best to
rectify. Mr. Ritz, if you could be so kind as to nominate Dr. Plutonium
for the following additional awards:

For the ceaseless arm-waving about the bullying forgers who cause cabal,
I believe Dr. Plutonium deserves

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
For those logically consistent persons who leave Usenet for ever, rather
more often than the Cabal's rules require. It isn't necessary to leave
Usenet for ever three times in a single week to win this award, but it
helps. Operatic flouncing of other kinds, including unprovoked meltdowns
and ridiculous ranting may also lead to a nomination for this award.
Named after Drama Empress Tony Sidaway.

Because his efforts to shut down said bullying cabal-causing forgers
have only led to multiple award nominations, I recommend Dr. Plutonium
for

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
In proud remembrance of the children's toy who sacrificed his life in
Iraq for the cause of freedom, this award is given to net.kooks whose
attempts at Kooky Kombat go spectacularly wrong. Use of grenades made of
solid rubber is one possible sign of worthiness for this honour.

And because this description is self-explanatory

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The spoonerism for "dumb fuck", for those who've lost more marbles than
a Chinese Checker factory will ever make.

Dr. Plutonium, if you would like any further assistance from me please
do not hesitate to ask. While I am considering recommending that you
receive the Balsa Gavel, I'm not sure your legal crusade has yet risen
to the proper level. Perhaps you should speak to Mr. Baillie at Grubor
Grubor Grubor Cantor & Siegel for further advice. I believe he gave you
his e-mail address earlier: jbaillie @ safe-mail.net.

Mr. Ritz, thank you in advance for your support.
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Thank you for your kind consideration.
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 ArchimedesPlutoniumfor AUK Office of Darth Bawl
--
Lisa Randall MDMA, PhD, PTSD
Harvard University Department of Particle Physics and Kookology
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