Archimedes Plutonium
2011-05-20 16:10:52 UTC
On May 20, 7:23 am, "Archimedes Plutonium"
Chapter 13: My head explodes.
My head exploded yesterday in a freak accident at the Dartmouth
cafeteria, showering horrified onlookers with blood, hair, bone
fragments, skin, teeth, and assorted morsels of warm,
moist, unspeakable gore.
So far, crime lab technicians have not located any brain
particles in the grisly aftermath, leading to speculation
that I may not have had a brain before the sickening
explosion. Perhaps my skull cavity was packed with
chimpanzee knuckles, fetid dingo kidneys,
and/or dog feces. Also, a giant atom!
Totality.
I like turtles!
My head exploded yesterday in a freak accident at the Dartmouth
cafeteria, showering horrified onlookers with blood, hair, bone
fragments, skin, teeth, and assorted morsels of warm,
moist, unspeakable gore.
So far, crime lab technicians have not located any brain
particles in the grisly aftermath, leading to speculation
that I may not have had a brain before the sickening
explosion. Perhaps my skull cavity was packed with
chimpanzee knuckles, fetid dingo kidneys,
and/or dog feces. Also, a giant atom!
Totality.
I like turtles!